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We all have those memories—the ones that make us shudder with embarrassment even decades later. When we asked our Facebook audience, “What’s a childhood memory that makes you cringe?” the responses poured in. Over 2,400 people shared their most awkward, embarrassing and downright cringeworthy stories. Here are 17 of the best (or worst?) that will remind you just how mortifying childhood could be.

1. The pancake mix incident

Richard W. remembers a simple mistake that turned into a bloody disaster:


"I tried to open a pancake mix box but since I couldn't read, I cut along a dotted line and mix spilled all over. Mom came to spank me, so I put my hands behind my back. She didn't realize I still had the knife in my hand and she spanked IT not me. Blood all over, I screamed for my Dad and he took her to the hospital for stitches."

2. Alan Weeny

Sometimes, names can be tricky. Judy A. shares a grade school gaffe:

"I was in a group of students when I called Alan Sweeney 'Alan Weeny' — I really thought that was his name! The kids all laughed, Alan turned 50 shades of red and the teacher had it in for me the rest of the school year."



3. The pink outfit disaster

Cindy O. still cringes at this high school memory:

"A teacher in high school pointed out the bright pink outfit I was wearing. I already hated it, but I felt like I had to wear it because my parents gave it to me for Christmas. His comment was embarrassing and made it so much worse. I never wore it again."

4. The accidental tattletale

Pearl T. thought she was doing the right thing:

"I ratted on my brother when he stole something on a family outing. I would still do it again because, for me at the time, he was breaking a commandment. He was 5, I was 7 and a devout Catholic little girl. At 76 years old, he still brings it up!"



5. Halloween humiliation

Linda L. recalls a first-grade horror story:

"I didn’t feel good in the morning but went to school for the afternoon Halloween party. My teacher embarrassed me in front of the whole class by pointing out that I missed the morning and asked if I was 'faking it.' I wanted to disappear."

6. The "sprained" ankle

Tracey M. learned that faking it doesn’t always work out:

"Pretending to have sprained my ankle. Had it bandaged, crutches, the whole shebang. Some smart kid asked me all about it and then hit me with, 'I've been watching you all day and you're limping on the wrong leg.'"

7. Terrible tuna substitute

Judy D. doesn’t mince words:

"My mother was going to make tuna salad for lunch one summer day. She was out of tuna so she substituted sardines. All these decades later, my siblings and I still cringe-laugh over it."


8. Accidental exposure

Gabby M. recalls a particularly stressful morning walk to school:

"I was crossing the street holding my book bag, lunch box and so many other things and well my pants fell down the middle of traffic."

9. Choir teacher's critique

Nancy K. let one comment stop her dream:

"My choir teacher in middle school said I could never be a singer and sadly, I believed her. She said I was an alto. As an adult, I took voice lessons and my teacher said I’m a soprano!"

10. The joke that backfired

Teresa T. recalls a moment of childhood innocence gone horribly wrong:

"I heard a joke at school and I repeated it at the dinner table. 'What did Jackie Onassis give Aristotle for Christmas? An erector set.' Obviously, I didn't understand the joke. My father simply said, 'Don't tell that joke anywhere else.' I'm still embarrassed to this day."



11. Bubblegum misunderstanding

Emily B. shares a case of mistaken theft:

"Mom dragged me back to the dime store to return the bubblegum I had 'stolen.' Some lady was handing it out as part of a promo, but Mom didn’t believe me. The clerk was saying, 'Ma’am, we don’t even sell that brand.'"



12. Swimming class shame

Karita D. recounts a gym class nightmare:

"Swimming in high school girls' gym class while the boys were in the gymnasium next to the pool. There was floor-to-ceiling glass, and the boys' gym teacher let them gawk and laugh at us. They made fun of the overweight girls all year."

13. The great bathroom heist

Sarah M. shares a memory that makes all of us cringe:

"Slithering under the bathroom divider at school to get TP from the other stall, then slithering back to my own stall with a wad in my hand. WHAT!?"



14. Ratty hair and middle school woes

Leigh T. shares the pain of early adolescence:

"My entire 5th grade year. I was an early developer and an outcast because of my ratty hair and ugly looks. My former 'friends' decided to talk about me (in front of me) like I wasn’t there."



15. The unforgettable snail incident

JoAnn C. recalls a gooey childhood horror that stayed with her for decades:

"On a steamy hot summer evening with BARE feet...as kids did back then...jumped off my neighbor's front porch to the sidewalk below right on top of a slithering snail. It was gooey between my toes. Ran home in horror where my Mom put my foot in the tub to scrape it off. 75 years later vivid in my mind."

16. Swiss steak sorrow

Joyce Y. remembers a dish that haunts her to this day:

"My mom’s Swiss steak. She was a great cook, but always made this dish when we had company. I hated it but had to eat it."


Whether it was an embarrassing moment, an awkward misunderstanding, or a culinary trauma, these childhood memories prove we all have a cringe story or two tucked away. What’s yours?

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